joke of yest:
(didnt get to post tis yest,
reason will be explained in the later part of tis post.)

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispers to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”

“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life,” explains the mother.

The child thinks about this for a moment, and then says, “So why is the groom wearing black?”

oks, here's 2day's post.
lets start of with wtf happened tt i couldnt post the abv joke.

due to my god mum's big mouth,
my parents FINALLY knew bout my name appearing in the paper,
no big deal,
tell them they oso dun care,
when other ppl noe tis piece of news while they dunno,
then they start throwing tantrums like children like say,
'y other ppl noe, we dunno ?? we ur parents.'
wtf reason is tis. zzzzz.
childish, ridiculous n idiotic, m i rite ??

then my mum come ask miie,
'hw come they noe, we dunno ?'
then i jz told her,
'i brought back medal show u, u oso dun care, name in so fine print in newspaper then u care. anyway, ah yi mama hav the article, u wan c, u go find her lorhh.'
mum said,
'hw come she noe?' (my parents dun like my aunts, idiotically i think cuz my aunts r richer n more successful tts y my parents hate/jealous of them, wateva, idiotic ppl, zzz)
i said,
'i recently aqdd ah yi mama n ah yi on facebook then i told them the gd news lorhhs. n they saw my blog oso.'

THEN, THE TROUBLE START LE,
my dad, FUCKINGLY DESPERATELY wan to noe my blog,
he keep ask miie wat r the keywords to find my blog,
then at tt moment of time,
i was bz,
so i in pek chek mood,
cant help him,
then i VERY nicely de tell him to go away,
i bz, dun wan teach,
i dun wan him c anyways,
i hav nth to hide,
but the thing is,
since i blog bout mainly my life,
ltr he come ask miie qns like,
y u quarrel with fren,
y 2day u cry,
wat happen,
BLOODY FUCKING IRRITATING CAN.

so in the end i like nvr tell him larhhs,
THEN U NOE WTF HE SAY ?
'nxt time dun tell miie come fetch u,
dun ask miie for pocket money,
tml surrender ur phone.'
then he disconnect miie frm internet.

TELL MIIE LADIES N GENTLEMEN,
WHAT THE FUCK IS TIS CRAP ?
IS TT FUCKING BUSTED BEING RIDICULOUSLY CHILDISH, LAME, IDIOTIC N NONSENSICAL ???
NW U TELL MIIE,
WHO'S FAULT IS TIS?
WHO?
mayb its partly my fault cuz i dun wan teach him,
BUT PLS, ITS TO SAVE MYSELF FRM BEING FLOODED BY HIS IRRITATING-NESS.

i feel like go bang wall suan le sia...
feel so deeply irritated n pissed,
after oral 2day i jz went out,
went sengkang,
punggol,
take bus back to yishun.

seizing opportunity currently to use the com to post n help sam get his songs as dad is nt at hm at the moment.
well, finishing le tis post.
hopefully i still can use my phone n internet when tt asshole comes back,
utterly pissed,
no words can describe my burning hatred, anger n annoyance with him.