hav been chionging RC (restaurant city),
so abit no time come update blog, LOL..
let alone study, XD !!
nt in the mood to study sia.
jz awaiting holidays, XD !

mafia wars in facebook oso fun,
go play ! XD !!
here are 2 jokes my daddiie, jun ming, send miie jz nw, LOL...

In the near future, Bill Gates died, and his spirit went to meet both God and Satan.
God: "Bill, for creating Windows and providing the Internet to the entire world, I grant you passage to Heaven."
And then Satan cut in.
Satan: "But Bill, you also created many loopholes and security leaks in your software, resulting in millions and millions of dollars wasted on repairs and new computers, therefore you should go to Hell too."
God: "So we`ve decided, we shall let you have the choice of either Heaven or Hell."
Bill asked, "Could I have a tour?"
In a flick of his fingers, God took him to Heaven. It was a melodious place, with angels singing, drinking, eating and making merry all day long.
Bill thought, "Nice place,"
And then Satan flicked his fingers, and off they went to Hell.
In the first torture chamber, a female was being whipped by an enormous demon, and it almost shitted Bill`s pants.
In the second chamber, an old man was being boiled in a huge pot of boiling oil, and his screams were chilling to the bone.
and Bill thought, "Hell is such an evil place,"
Till they reached the 3rd chamber, where a young man was given a blowjob by a sexy and voluptuous succubus. She had huge racks and was nude and the man looked as he was enjoying this every single day.
Bill was very surprised and was showing signs of interest to the chamber.
"Satan, can I take Hell and be in this chamber?"
"You sure?"
"Definitely."
"Right. Jessica, someone`s taking your place."


LOL-ED, 2nd joke,

This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar.

"This is a nice place. I`ve never been here before," he says to the guy next to him.
"Oh, really?" the other replies. "It is a nice place. It`s also a very special bar."
"Why is that?" the first guy asks. "Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That`s an original Van Gogh, and this stool I`m sitting on was on the Titanic."
"Gee, that`s amazing!" says the first guy.
"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you`ll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you`re pushed back up."
"No way! That`s impossible," the guy scoffs.
"Not at all. Take a look," the other man replies, and with that he walks over to the window and opens it. He climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "See? It`s fun. You should try it," he says.
"Try it? I don`t even believe I saw it!" the first man shouts.
"It`s easy. Watch, I`ll do it again." And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "Give it a try. It`s a blast," he says.
"Well, what the heck, I`ll give it a try," the first man says, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50...60...70...80...90... 100 feet and splat -- he ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.
After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman, you`re a real jerk when you`re drunk."